Monthly Archives: August 2012

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY COMPERVERT – WILL WORK FOR FREE

Page   August 24, 2012   Comments Off on EQUAL OPPORTUNITY COMPERVERT – WILL WORK FOR FREE

Though these days I’m only dating 1 fellow, I still get insane amounts of compersion (a.k.a mudita) off watching my polyamorous friends date each other. At regular intervals, one or another of them will gush to me about a good date, a good conversation, a good fuck they’ve had, whatever, which lights up my chest […]

Make Love To Me In Unicorn

Page   August 18, 2012   Comments Off on Make Love To Me In Unicorn

The first person I ever fell in love with was a straight girl. And when I say girl, I mean quite literally. We were 8 years old. She was my best friend. A was painfully shy. Extremely intelligent, funny, and sweet but virtually silent in the classroom. I suppose it didn’t help that she had […]

In Which Body Dysmorphia Turns Me Into an Asshole

Page   August 14, 2012   Comments Off on In Which Body Dysmorphia Turns Me Into an Asshole

About 40 pounds into my weight loss journey, I had a friend compliment my progress and ask me what my goal was. I thought a moment and replied, “I want to be out of my league.” She laughed, but it was true. I was polyamorous, in an open marriage in a rural area where such […]

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

Page   August 1, 2012   Comments Off on Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

I am really bad at being a grown-up sometimes. This is especially true when it comes to love. Despite prioritizing romantic love  above virtually anything else in my life, I have had some truly shit-acular relationships in my time. I am a master of breakups, heartache, and disappointment. In Super Mario terms, the little guy […]